storys from the salon

People ask me what its like working a Hairdresser I can tell u its interesting and not just about cutting hair u have to deal with everyone and everything here are a few quotes and storys of experiences in my 10yr career.....

I once had a lady who use to come In when I first started at the salon I work at now, she kept coming in weekly and everytime she did she smelt of sick!it was getting to me cos sick isn't the nicest of smells lol I always thought it was her perfume it was getting worse every week and one day as I was doing her hair I noticed sick all downher top I just thought she spilt her breakfast down herself it continued this way for weeks smelling worse!!
It was so bad this one day I put vicks all up my nose and could still smell her I washed her hair and sick came out and it was all down her trousers shoes n top front and back!! So I had to warn her for health and safety reasons it got so bad she was being sick over the toilet,by the desk,in tissue as you were doing her hair:/ all customers were complaining so we had to tell her she couldn't come anymore. the last Day she was in she weed herself ruining all our chairs and then as she stood up poo came down her leg she dropped her sick tissues on the floor and sick in the toilets that had to stop very sad story as she didnt realise but sounds horrible but I'm not a homecare worker I'm a Hairdresser!! .......

Another story
I had a lady who was 78 and a good laugh she called me over one Saturday and what she told me I've never forgot lol we were having a convo on beauty creams etc and she asked if I used talc I replied no cos it blocks the pours she then said 'I put it on my fanny so I don't smell of fish! What I do is have a bath lie back on the bed and put it on' I couldn't believe my ears lol...
A few weeks later she said she gave her hubby blowjobs n he goes down on her a thing I dnt even wana think about lol

Hope u have enjoyed these storys let me know and I'll put more :)Xx

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