Tuesday, 31 May 2011

storys from the salon

People ask me what its like working a Hairdresser I can tell u its interesting and not just about cutting hair u have to deal with everyone and everything here are a few quotes and storys of experiences in my 10yr career.....

I once had a lady who use to come In when I first started at the salon I work at now, she kept coming in weekly and everytime she did she smelt of sick!it was getting to me cos sick isn't the nicest of smells lol I always thought it was her perfume it was getting worse every week and one day as I was doing her hair I noticed sick all downher top I just thought she spilt her breakfast down herself it continued this way for weeks smelling worse!!
It was so bad this one day I put vicks all up my nose and could still smell her I washed her hair and sick came out and it was all down her trousers shoes n top front and back!! So I had to warn her for health and safety reasons it got so bad she was being sick over the toilet,by the desk,in tissue as you were doing her hair:/ all customers were complaining so we had to tell her she couldn't come anymore. the last Day she was in she weed herself ruining all our chairs and then as she stood up poo came down her leg she dropped her sick tissues on the floor and sick in the toilets that had to stop very sad story as she didnt realise but sounds horrible but I'm not a homecare worker I'm a Hairdresser!! .......

Another story
I had a lady who was 78 and a good laugh she called me over one Saturday and what she told me I've never forgot lol we were having a convo on beauty creams etc and she asked if I used talc I replied no cos it blocks the pours she then said 'I put it on my fanny so I don't smell of fish! What I do is have a bath lie back on the bed and put it on' I couldn't believe my ears lol...
A few weeks later she said she gave her hubby blowjobs n he goes down on her a thing I dnt even wana think about lol

Hope u have enjoyed these storys let me know and I'll put more :)Xx
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Friday, 27 May 2011

shout out to pet lovers (cat wheelchair)

Hi all I was wondering if anyone out there can do me a huge huge favour does anyone out there no any handy men who love making things!? I looking for someone to build me a cat wheelchair my cat fell out of a tree 13 yrs ago and broke her back and legs she was given 6 mths max to live but she's still here I absolutely adore her!! But these last few mths I've noticed her too legs have stiffened completely and breaks my heart to see her dragging them she's often in pain but I carry her everywhere I can.
I've looked wheelchairs online and there approx £500 its money I simply haven't got I've been trying to find places that donate them with no luck and its starting to get me down as I don't know what else I can do there was a man selling them cheap but he's vanished off eBay if u know anyone please let me know I'd be so so greatfulxxx
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Just a pic I found of some m.e symptoms not sure if you can see it
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a quick update for u all

Hi everyone thought I'd POP by.and say hello its been a week today since I've given up smoking and defo isn't getting no easier hopefully it will in time:) I've got my smoking classes for a few more weeks to keep me going and great support from friends and family :)
Health wise I've not been to great but forever over doing it its such a hard illness to explain u just feel like ur hungover n ran a marathon at the same time and it doesnt go away that's just the start of the long list of symptoms but I am trying my best to get better sadly there's not Much of a success rate with it(those who don't know me I have m.e aka chronic fatigue syndrome and fibromyalgia)
The bank hols coming up what's ur plans?I'm having a celebration with my boyfriend and his friends were going out Sunday so got plenty if time to prepare before I go partying as I suffer for weeks after I'm off now sending luv n hugs to u mwah xxxx
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Wednesday, 18 May 2011

roxy returns :)

Hi all sorry I haven't updated but I'm finally here where do I start?? It's been a crazy few weeks my gramps passed away bank hol Mon just glad there's no more suffering.
I'm still smoking a few cigs naughty me giving up smoking is Soooo hard if I don't have my few drags in the morn or before I go to bed I'm not a happy bunny lol I'm trying my best though I've cut down from 17-3 a day that's still a huge improvement esp for me!!
Im suffering badly with my illnesses lately too don't know if its cos of giving up smoking or what but have u ever felt that poorly u don't want to move or felt that hungover u feel like ur dying that's how we Feel everyday but I try and stay positive but its hard when u feel like it every 2nd of everyday right I'm off folks now I know what I'm doing I'll be back more often sending love n hugs to u all n wish me luck on no smoking mwah xxx
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